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Welcome to a world of problems, solved.

Object Solutions is administered unto the public by Ernesto D. Morales. Dancing between playful strategist and thoughtful absurdist, Mr. Morales orchestrates every stone upturned by the company in question. His days begin and end with a healthy dose of dark humor.

Ernesto is also the founder of Malagon, a branding and design studio based in Austin.

Special thanks to Sandi and the girls for supporting our incredible journey.